I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
