I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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