I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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