i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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