My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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