Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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