She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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