she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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