He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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