I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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