apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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