the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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