You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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