Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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