We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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