He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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