What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
they need to just BURY HIM!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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