SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
do nipples grow back?
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