When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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