i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
