His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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