ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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