Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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