So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
