Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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