I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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