whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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