Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Found your dick twin last night
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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