I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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