it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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