He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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