2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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