Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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