I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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