grandma shit on top of the toilet
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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