If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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