You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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