I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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