Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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