Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Text me some of your sweat
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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