people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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