So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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