You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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