I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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