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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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