...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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