BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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