Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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