You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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