my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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