I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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