Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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