I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
