she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it was like eating out sand paper
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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