Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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