Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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