My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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