i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Found the puke drawer
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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