My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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